Send me $1 (or more) to stop domainlessness ... starting with me!
It's been two or three days now, and guess what?! The official Domainlessness Awareness account has received $3. That's it! Three measly dollars!??! You SELFISH PEOPLE!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET (like me) WITHOUT THEIR OWN DOMAINS AND YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR .com EXCESS WHILE SOME OF US STARVE ... metaphorically?!?
No wonder Europeans hate us.
If you have a SOUL you'll find a way to donate. This is absurd. To whoever gave me ... I mean the non-profit organization the 3 bucks, thank you. You are a kind person. But even those $3 are going to be split between my organization and the U.S. government (because they won't recognize me as a "real" non-profit to fuel their wacky war on terror and to build various superhighways, without any concern for the only superhighway that REALLY matters ... the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY! Who gets a home on this highway while others wallow? We all deserve one! And me first. And you, selfish pig, don't you want your picture on here? Come on!!!
Send me $1 (or more) to stop domainlessness ... starting with me!
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Domainless awareness
Send me $1 (or more) to stop domainlessness ... starting with me!
Ladies and gentleman,
I have started this blog to make you aware of a serious plight that affects a couple billion people on earth: domainlessness.
Believe it or not, I'm domainless. I have a job and an apartment and a middle class American family. I even have a college degree (which I once left at Lisa's in Boston, but I think I got it back and it's at my parents house). Even though it seems I have so much, there's something I don't have.
A home.
On the Internet.
See that long annoying URL? Yeah, I know, it's hideous. That's because I don't HAVE my own domain. I can't even afford a domain name for myself. In order to get an okay domain, like DunkinDonuts.com or ESPN.com, I'd have to pay like 20 million dollars, and forget a cool one like youtube.com. No, instead some bunch of rich blow hard investors got there first and I'm left with crappy domains like "heythisismywebsiterightheresovisititokay.com" or witty plays on already popular domains like "lonestargunner.com." Fuck! That's already taken even!
See my problem?
Do you want me, a nice anglosaxon/slavic middle-of-the-road college-educated northeasterner out on the digital streets while the big corporate fat cats (who probably locate their domains out of like India and China and Bangladesh) line their pockets with HUGE domains to live in?!??! ARE YOU THAT UNAMERICAN?!?
Please, if you've gotten here and understand my plight, PLLLLLLLEASE DONATE NOW!!!! It's really easy. I'll take any kind of donation and once I finally have enough to buy an okay domain name, you'll be on my official thank you list. Until then, if you donate and send me a photo (domainlesscustomerservice@gmail.com), I'll post it on this blog with a note praising your kindness.
Please, stop domainlessness. Start with me!
-Luke
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Send me $1 (or more) to stop domainlessness ... starting with me!
Ladies and gentleman,
I have started this blog to make you aware of a serious plight that affects a couple billion people on earth: domainlessness.
Believe it or not, I'm domainless. I have a job and an apartment and a middle class American family. I even have a college degree (which I once left at Lisa's in Boston, but I think I got it back and it's at my parents house). Even though it seems I have so much, there's something I don't have.
A home.
On the Internet.
See that long annoying URL? Yeah, I know, it's hideous. That's because I don't HAVE my own domain. I can't even afford a domain name for myself. In order to get an okay domain, like DunkinDonuts.com or ESPN.com, I'd have to pay like 20 million dollars, and forget a cool one like youtube.com. No, instead some bunch of rich blow hard investors got there first and I'm left with crappy domains like "heythisismywebsiterightheresovisititokay.com" or witty plays on already popular domains like "lonestargunner.com." Fuck! That's already taken even!
See my problem?
Do you want me, a nice anglosaxon/slavic middle-of-the-road college-educated northeasterner out on the digital streets while the big corporate fat cats (who probably locate their domains out of like India and China and Bangladesh) line their pockets with HUGE domains to live in?!??! ARE YOU THAT UNAMERICAN?!?
Please, if you've gotten here and understand my plight, PLLLLLLLEASE DONATE NOW!!!! It's really easy. I'll take any kind of donation and once I finally have enough to buy an okay domain name, you'll be on my official thank you list. Until then, if you donate and send me a photo (domainlesscustomerservice@gmail.com), I'll post it on this blog with a note praising your kindness.
Please, stop domainlessness. Start with me!
-Luke
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Send me $1 (or more) to stop domainlessness ... starting with me!
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